Friday, December 19, 2008

Gingerly comedic


Possible captions:

"Dude, I am totally baked."

"Hey babe, have you done something different with your frosting?"

"I wish you weren't a seasonal treat, cause I would like to eat you all year long."

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

We're a hot blog

Ok, so this blog is not actually the hot blog I'm talking about.
Chris and I recently posted out 'Top 15 Albums of 2008' on our Whale in a Cubicle blog. (WIAC for short)
...and apparently people looked at it. 694 people that day to be exact. And that was enough to put us as one of the 'Hot Posts' on the music aggregator site ELBO.WS


Unfortunately, we did come in behind the song 'Jizz In My Pants.'
Unfortunate and mostly just awkward.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Our future senators? pt 2


The latest move in my continued and heated feud with the loud Poly Sci kids in the Teaching Assistant lab.
Blocking their door with a heavy oak bookcase actually muffled them quite well (and don't worry, they have a second exit in the building in case of a fire or a need to feel smugly superior to someone else not currently in that room or something like that.)

Monday, December 1, 2008

Tagged?

I've been tagged and I am a man. I hope history notes this important moment.
Typically these things flow from one woman to another.
I am honored to be a tagged man.

That being said I think 'tagging' is stupid.

Anyway, without further ado...

6 quirky things about me:

1. I can't stand to see a milk carton left out on the counter, unused, for even a second. I am careful to prepare everything and then at the last moment, bam, I whip out the milk carton and then promptly put it right back.

2. My journal is illustrated.

3. I actually feel like Iceberg lettuce is unjustly picked on. People can be really snooty about the type of lettuce they serve in a salad and many consider Iceberg lettuce to 'be beneath them.' Wise up people, it has a satisfying crunch, it holds dressing on it like a champ, it doesn't have a weird taste (does it even have a taste?), and its cheap.

4. When I enter a room I typically appraise it quickly and judge where the easiest points of exit are, where I could take cover in case of gunfire or other flying debris, and other potential hazards to myself and others.



5. I've discovered I have windows of opportunity in which to fall asleep, if I miss one of those windows I have to wait until the next one comes by.


6. I dance in the shower.

This is where I would tag people, but I don't really want to. Its not that I'm so against tagging that I just want to see this cycle end with me, I just don't want to tag anyone. Its kind of like me and delegating or assigning things to people, I'd rather just do it myself and not make any trouble for someone else.