Not a 26.2 run at dusk.

In what was perhaps a misguided attempt to woo a girl I agreed to a Twilight Marathon. (It probably didn't work because I use words like 'woo')

....and as much as it destroys my credibility as a man to say this...they weren't horrible.

However, since so many women love these movies, I did my best to understand the insipid messages being weaved throughout a story of unending love and timeless devotion.....with vampires....and werewolves....and a Dakota Fanning that can do the Cruciatus curse.